When Nintendo uploaded the first promotional image for Movie Super Mario Bros.fans were quick to mock the plumber his concave butt. The looming question on everyone’s mind is whether Mario’s one-time nemesis is Donkey Kong will also be nerfed. Thankfully, DK has enough trash in the trunk to make up for Mario’s shortcomings. Yes, it would be that kind of blog.
Yesterday, Nintendo premiered the second part Super Mario Bros. Movie Summary. outside is a better trailer than the first one thanks to the inclusion of Princess Peach and a host of Easter egg references for fans to peruse, it also comes with the added bonus of Donkey Kong doing with Mario what most viewers do. wanted to do with Chris Pratt’s voice: beat the daylight out of it. But we’re not here to talk about Chris Pratt’s voice, i did it. We’re here to talk about Donkey Kong’s badonkadonk.
If you’re not too busy cheering for Donkey Kong to punch Mario straight, chances are your prying eyes will wander towards the derrière of the barrel-throwing ape. Really, any and all crimes committed by Illumination Studios by unleashing the Minions on humanity are atone for the authenticity it brings to Kong’s glorious ass. Lighting even for Kong a jerky waist to warm up, so you know, the boy can throw that ladder back a circle like the best of them. But don’t believe what I say. Here’s what fans have to say about DK’s butt online.
“Thank God they kept his tongs,” one Twitter user wrote.
“Damn— Donkey Kong has two cheeks, damn, the sun is still out,” wrote another.
“Didn’t feel it, but Donkey Kong has a butt. So at least, if nothing else, they got it right.” other is observed.
“He will do the twerking scene,” another answered.
The jury is still out there is a twerking scene in The Movie Super Mario Bros. but if Minions presented their TicTac appreciates their promotional material Whatever happens, chances are we’ll at least get more of a bold angle of Kong’s trophy meat when the movie finally hits theaters on April 7.