Most people ask themselves common questions like “Will it rain later?” and “What should I eat for dinner tonight?” A lot of Elden Ring player Unusual, however, that is why one asks himself if he can beat the bosses of the game by exclusive butt smacking. And because this is Elden RingThe answer is: of course.
Diverse Soulsborne speedrunner Distortion2 ran out of ways to beat FromSoftware’s latest hit. Just yesterday, he beat the game with every trick and exploit at his disposal in less than 10 minutes. But over the weekend, he accomplished an equally impressive and ten times more absurd feat of killing Malenia and Elden Ring‘S other big bosses only use his butt.
It’s not his actual subject matter that bothers you—that category still beckons to anyone willing to defile their controller. Instead, he uses his character’s pounds to see them full Mario about all manner of Eldritch-inspired horrors. Ground Slam is an Ash of War upgrade dropped from Teardrop Scarabs near Mistwood. Dist Distortion2 starts by picking it up first, then everything disintegrates.
“This race started strong and gradually fell into despair,” he wrote in the description for an outstanding video Posted on YouTube:
Armed with shields, spears, and lots of pre-battle buffs, Margit’s butt is distorted, Godrick, Rennala, Radahn, and many others have to submit. A Crystalian also gains flavor along the way. Although Distortion2’s Ground Slam deals good damage, it has great damage and can’t take advantage of most openings.
“Our ass is about to get a big upgrade,” Distortion2 says halfway through the video. After defeating Avatar Erdtree near the Great Waterfall Crest, he obtained the Avatar’s Scepter that grants the weapon skill Erdtree Slam. “Now this, this, hehehe, this is a beast.”
He then went on to take on more bosses. “Show him how amazing your cheeks are,” the conversation spurred him in his fight against another Erdtree. Distortion2 got kicked in the butt by Fire Giant a bit after that, but he kept going, amassing more upgrades and slaying more bosses, until he finally faced off against the Elden Beast himself and came out on top.
“Done,” Distortion2 finally sighed. I shudder at the thought of what he’ll try next.
