Have you ever wondered what are the best trees in the game? Is not? Consider this a holiday and we are busy with stories. Let’s run with this and see what happens.
#1 Deku Tree – Why does the Deku tree rank higher than every other tree in the game? Because it’s from The Legend of Zelda, and The Legend of Zelda is like the greatest thing ever. Haven’t you heard? Everything related to Zelda should be ranked number one. That’s how journalism works. In addition, the Deku Tree has a mustache. Double win.
#2 Teldrassil – The Old World Tree from World Of Warcraft is inhabited by the Dark Elves. Of course, the Night Elves suck because they’re part of the Alliance, so we won’t include Teldrassil. However, we later heard that sometimes Night Elves fools fall from trees and die, so we moved this tree to number two. (This isn’t a Zelda game, after all.)
#3 Sunwood or Sudowoodoo or Sunwoody – Whatever that tree from the Pokémon is called. This tree comes in third because it’s a video game tree so it qualifies for shortlisting.
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Son, this is embarrassing. You see, we had planned on doing this massively complicated story about the top trees in the game, but it turned out that there really weren’t many gaming trees worth writing about. I know, we’re sad too. We planned to do award stickers and everything.
Well, we blew up our shirt there. Our mistake. Don’t bother scrolling down anymore. This story is over. We canceled the food service provider.
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What? Why do you keep scrolling down? Was that a mistake? We told you, this story is over.
Still want more game tree related content? Are you crazy? There really aren’t many interesting gaming plants out there.
Seriously, that super-happy tree in Yoshi’s Story and that tree from Kirby’s Dreamland that blows trash at you could run into a wildfire for all we care about. Go check your email or something. That would be more interesting than this article.
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All right, keep it up buddy! Why do you have to be like this? Stop scrolling.
You keep scrolling down the page, so now we feel like we have to give you more content. Now we have to come up with a fourth best tree of all games, so…
#4 Diablo’s Skill Tree – What! You think that doesn’t count? It’s a tree. It was in a game. You pressed us! We had to do something. Now stop scrolling, this story is over.
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Well, we don’t think you’ll make it. We really didn’t know people loved plants this much. Fine, we’ll give you an extra piece of plant-related content, but then we’ll cut you off. It can’t be healthy to think about trees this much.
Extra Prize: Ugliest tree in the game
Any fallen tree blocks your path in such a way that you can clearly see where you need to go, but that damn tree gets in your way and you can’t jump over it even though it’s only three feet tall feet and your personality can jump over things easily, so instead you have to go through the forest for another 20 minutes before appearing on the other side of the path. Twist that tree.
That’s it. This list has ended. Now draw, climb or plant trees, crazy tree lover.
