It needs more than before Stephen Colbert to learn about Donald Trump. But he got there in time Late show monologue last Tuesday night new report that the former president conspired to hijack voting machines after the 2020 election.
“Let’s be clear,” he said, “it’s tough after years of building up a thick layer of callus, protecting my heart and brain, just to protect myself from the hot blackness of my pride. his love and his evil impulses, to me. This information represents a colossal and grotesque violation of everything this country holds dear. But I think it takes a moment right now for this to sink in, just to marinate in his madness. ”
“To be clear, the former president, still the leader of one of the two major parties, who had all the Republican balls in a little velvet bag that he wore around his neck like an amulet, wanted American troops to enter his locality. polling station, grab the machines, throw them in a truck, then god knows what? Waterboard them until they say he won? ” Colbert continued, angry. we can imitate the economic miracle that is Myanmar.”
The host went on to say that Trump may have worked “harder” than anything else during his four years as president, even enlisting Rudy Giuliani to ask the Department of Homeland Security if it was possible. legally contested or not and consider a “horrible” proposal. that would allow the military to take control of voting machines in revolving states.
As New York Times report“Even Mr. Giuliani, who has spent weeks selling some of the most one-sided claims of election fraud, feels that the idea of sending in troops is no longer so pale.”
“Do you know how crazy you must be to know that you’ve gone too far for Rudy Giuliani?!” Colbert exclaimed. “That’s like hearing that you’ve had too much to drink from Rudy Giuliani. Or you have to fix the bottom teeth, from Rudy Giuliani. Or don’t try to pull your penis out of your pants in front of you Borat film crew, from Rudy Giuliani! ”
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