The Internet Wants To Be Killed By Clue’s Sexy New Cast
Earlier this week, Hasbro released a new version of Clue, its classic 75 year old murder mystery board game. While the game remains the same, the characters and artwork have been changed to better connect with players in 2023. And it looks like the artists at Hasbro have succeeded because the internet is now very horns for the new cast of potential killers.
clue, known as Clue in the UK, is a popular board game first released in the late 1940s in which a group of six players pit against each other as they attempt to solve the murder of Mr. Black. To do this, they roll the dice and find clues as they explore a mansion. Finally, someone shouts something like “That’s Professor Plum in the ballroom with a candle holder” and everyone grumbles about how your smart friend is always looking for something. out that first. But now, the latest version of the game takes a page from recent murder mysteries like Onion and made everyone in the game very sexywith The internet is especially haunting with new white chef.
Chef White is a new twist in the classic style Clue character, Mrs. White. Original Mrs. White often depicted as an elderly maid or housekeeper. This time, however, the character is a younger-looking chef with white, cropped hair, tattoos, and punk boots. And as you might expect, there are many people like so much This is new character. Many people even want killed by herwith “stepped up” present most popular option for cause of death.
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But let’s not ignore that nearly every one of these new characters seems to has raving fans on Twitter. There’s really a little something for everyone here murder party / orgy. Many people point out that Miss Scarlett and Colonel Mustardspecial, it looks like the couple on the bar that suits your vibe very well if you understand what i’m saying. (In that funny scenario, the two are a couple and want to fuck you.)
I mean, damn it, even Mr. Monopoly himself agrees that Colonel Mustard is very attractive.