FINAL !
Skinny Confidential (BUTTERY SOFT MY GOD) merchandise has arrived. After MANY MONTHS back and forth, we can finally present you:
Every product we make is for you, so we want to make sure to bring you the BEST & HOTTEST sweatshirts ever, duh. It’s been a long time but I finally feel the time is right to throw some TSC merchandise into the mix.
OBNOXIOUS for many aspects is IT.
Just like you can love the color pink, take care of yourself, your morning routine, protect your energy, boob work, roll the rock and not care how he looks in a photo… but also Business-minded, driven and extremely read (stalk my opinion here), full of masculine energy, career-focused & an attractive mother and life partner.
I unsubscribed to be put in a box.
So OBNOXIOUS is a play above expectations. A lot of people will call me obnoxious- and do I feel good about that? Like I was going to throw the damn thing out of my pink MEH sweatshirt in the boardroom.
More pink sweatshirts in board meetings.
Add pink sweatshirts at golf courses, dive bars, soccer games. And high-level meetings.
More pink sweatshirts in the boy’s club.
So now: bubblegum pink sweatshirt, pale lilac, translucent white PLUSH sweatshirt for the girls who own it.
And of course you can expect each & every part to be TSC-esque.
The Skinny Confidential Merch
WHO CARES:
Just post it or cut him off. Because who the fuck cares what he looks like anyway.
This is for all those girls who strategically find themselves in the best light and don’t spend their energy on what he looks like. Who cares if he’s blinking with a gaping mouth? No one.
This turtleneck sweater has pink bubble OR white pigmentboth have hot pink fonts.
MEH:
Alone like a poodle. Take it or let it go. Whatever.
In our signature pale pink color with a lilac heart, finally a turtleneck sweater says it all so you don’t have to.
Check it out if you want, in a nostalgic, Barbie-ish way.
Style it up with pale pink with pale lilac details.
MOTHER DOLL, HUNNY:
Because deflation is a top priority.
For the toddler who can’t get the hint, this mauve dark sailboat sends the message.
A pop of purple with a hint of crispy pink.
TSC Icon:
Classic, bougie, shit queen. Do we need to say more?
A crisp, white zip sweatshirt that’s perfect for the gym, happy hour, or tennis.
I also feel like I can see you drinking a lemonade vodka at the country club in this? Felt very enjoyable in all the right ways.
Comes in crisp white with strawberry pink & lavender embroidered badges.
All sweatshirts come in sizes down to 3XL and are made from 50% cotton & 50% polyester. It’s like an all-season average, just perfect for all climates if you ask me.
Image is screen printed (except 1/4 zip logo) so it’s best not to iron and to keep your items looking new & sparkling just machine wash (30 degrees) inside out & dried on low heat. Let dry if that suits you better. Personally I like to use This all-natural cleanser because it’s delicate and I feel like it just gets so much work done?
You can buy through Dear media site, but like, get your pretty items RIGHT NOW as these are exclusive. We’re talking very, very limited stock here. Once they’re gone, they’re gone.
BEAUTIFUL TIP:
You guys know I love oversized sweatshirts, so if you love that too, SIZE UP! I’m pregnant right now so I’m basically wearing a crown (LOL) so I wear big in all sorts of bold styles. Even so, if I didn’t get pregnant, would I still feel like I would grow up? IDK, I like big things.
Wear these with Jeanssuper size & make them like a wool dress with knee high bootsor just lounging around the damn house in chilled eye pads and call it a day. Notwithstanding all of them are very branded.
Important thing for you: worldwide shipping is available and international customers are responsible for any customs fees/vat on delivery. You can expect your item(s) to be shipped within 5-10 days and you will receive an emailed tracking notification right in your inbox once the item has shipped.
AND of course thank you for your purchase and support ALWAYS. Tag us so we can repost your cute UGC bullshit: @theskinnyconfidential.
Like the product line, This obnoxious, pink commodity would not be possible without the support of this community. My hope is that you guys bumped into each other in the real world – how much fun it would be if you discovered HEAVEN SKIN. Would love your feedback on this drop.
I LOVE YOU ALL. SHOP NOW.
x, Lauryn & The Skinny Confidential Team
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