SNL’s Ted Cruz Tells Trump to ‘Hit Me, Choke Me, Spit in My Face’
Saturday night live Start this week’s show with Laura Ingraham by Kate McKinnon, who used his Fox News platform to annoy President Joe Biden’s first year in office.
“Can we all admit it’s a disaster?” she asked her viewers. “Inflation is out of control, gas is at $19 a gallon and the green M&M was canceled for being a whore!”
Her first guest of the night was Ted Cruz by Aidy Bryant, who began by explaining, “My beard is like January 6th. Shocking at first, but sadly it has been normalized.” From there, he followed Embarrassed appearance on Tucker Carlson’s show by sending a direct message to Trump. “Donald, if you’re watching, I love you, honey,” he said. “You’re the king. Honestly hit me.”
When Ingraham asked if he really wanted Trump to hit him, he replied, “Oh, I don’t know. Hit me, choke me, spit in my face. I just want to stay in the mix. ”
Then, after shouting out some of her last remaining donors—including “COVID Negs: A COVID test is guaranteed to be negative even if you have it. COVID Negs: I’m Going to Your Wedding”—Ingraham greets Pete Davidson’s Novak Djokovic, Ego Nwodim’s Candace Owens and finally Donald Trump by James Austin Johnson
“It’s great to be here,” Trump told her. “I’m back like Tiger King 2. The first time you felt happy, and now you’re thinking, ‘How come so many people from this area haven’t been in jail yet?’ “Then he presents his very own Wordle-based quote that forged the path from vaccine to John Mayer to How I met your father.